Jack's Day Off
by Viral Monkey
Viral's HM Fanfic
Jack's Day Off
Chapter 1
Jack woke up in his pyjamas and stretched. He got up, brushed his teeth, and cooked himself some breakfast. The weather forecaster had said it would be a warm summer day, and knowing the weather forecaster, she was always right. Jack got dressed in his work attire, and proceeded outside when he was stopped by Rick.
Rick: The chicken festival is tommorow. Would you like to enter a chicken in?
Jack was much too angry to deal with Rick. He heard about the horrendous things Rick did to Lillia and Popuri, and wanted to have nothing to do with the sick pervert.
Jack: <shrugs head>
Rick: Oh OKay. Come and watch tommorow at 10:00 AM!
Jack shrugged. Rick stormed off angrily after seeing Jack shrug.
Jack (to himself): What a loser... Well I have better things to do. I must go and see my girlfriend!
He sped off in search of his special girl.
To be continued (really!)
Chapter 2
Gray's Addiction
Jack walked down the road leading to the town when he heard loud music playing inside the Blacksmith Shop. He knocked politely on the door and walked inside. Inside, he saw Gray dancing around the counter. Gray turned around and shut off the music. He was embarassed beyond hell because Jack caught him listening to... WEIRD AL YANKOVICH!
Gray: Er... Hahaha... Just doing something for my... er... research project! Yeah, that's it!
Jack:
<That's nice. What are you researching?>
<I love Weird Al Yankovich too! Finally someone who listens to cool musicl like me!>
Jack: That's nice. What are you researching?
Gray: I ... er... Ah dammit. I admit it. I'm addicted to his music parodies. Don't tell Mary... PLEASE!
Jack:
<I won't>
<Of course I will!>
Gray: Thanks, Jack. I owe you one. Here... listen to track 3. It's so uberawesome.
Gray starts singing alongside the crappy sounding track. Jack decided it best to leave Gray listening to the inferno sounds.
Chapter 3
Jack continued down the road north. He began to doubt his own sanity.
Jack: Might as well go visit my girlfriend.
Along the road, he saw Mary. He waved hello. Mary just stood there, her eyes widening.
Mary: Doom! Doom! Death and destruction awaits in Mineral Town.
Jack was puzzled. He figured Mary was reading too much Redwall.
Jack: I think you should stop reading...
Mary: STOP READING?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMNED MIND!
Jack had never heard Mary even use the word darn, let alone damn.
Jack: Let's get you to a doctor...
Mary: Get me to a doctor, my ass. Get lost before doom and destruction catch up to you. I shall put a hex on you.
Jack: O-kay... i'll be off now.
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