Rivals parts 6-10
I feel it.
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Rivals Part 6
A FOMT Fanfic, by yours truly.
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Kai woke up. He went over to Popuri's but Rick said something about physical harm involving lots of chainsaws. He left within five seconds. Then he decided to go over to Elli's. Maybe he could work this out. He had had a night's rest and all.
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He saw Ellen, sitting in her chair.
"Hi, Ellen, where's Elli?"
"How dare you disgrace Elli's name with your presence, you monster! You're a madman! Begone! THE MARRIAGE IS OFF!"
Kai ran, before he could be hit by the hard objects. Stu chased after him. He didn't feel right about beating up small children, so he ran. Stu would flick stuff at him with a slingshot. It was a good thing Stu didn't aim very well. Kai thought he heard that the mariage was off. He accidently collided with Gotz, Stu continued running. What resulted was a huge mess with bits of everyone evrywhere. Gotz told Stu to go home, he smiled at Kai. Kai was led to Gotz's house, and in typical fashion, waited for the inevitable explanation of his solution.
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"Gotz, I am prompted by unnatural storytelling habits to ask you how you did it. So, how did you?"
"Well, it wasn't hard. Ellen has a natural affinity to bugs. Surprisingly, out of nowhere, a huge throng of them were dropped from her roof in the middle of the night, there was a note saying "From Kai." After this, Ellen naturally assumed you were insane. She believed that you were no longer fit to marry her daughter, and so, she broke up the relationship. Elli is at no loss of affection for you, because Ellen dare not reveal her worst fear. Popuri will now feel neutral towards you, because you have just broken up what she hated."
"But, Popuri isn't my girl?"
"No, I thought that wasn't good to meddle with."
"Well, that is why I came to you."
"I cannot meddle with her and Barley."
"Why not?"
"Won."
"Won?"
"You better sit down."
"I already am!"
"Well, it is a long story."
"I'm all ears."
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Sorry for shortness. DUN DUN DUN!
Right ho then!
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Rivals Part 7
A FOMT Fanfic, by yours truly
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Gotz was sitting in a chair, Kai opposite him. Gotz had explaining to do.
"Won has beaten me. Every time. He is similar to me, but he runs a less, ethical establishment."
"But, you've solved so many problems, you can beat him, right?"
"No, I have tried. First at Flowerbud village. There, he ran me out of town. Then, I went to Forget Valley, again, Won ruined me."
"How?"
"He solved all the villagers problems, the solutions were faster, more reliable, and erotic."
"But, you still chopped wood, right? I mean, every town needs a carpenter."
"No. After Won aquired enough money, he would hire a better carpenter, who would outdo me, almost instantaneously. It is only a matter of time."
"But, you have to fight this!"
"I can't. Anyways, even if I did, I decided something. Popuri and you were never meant to be. Barley isn't the right one, but neither are you. I cannot support you other than the disentanglement of Elli."
Kai stared at Gotz for a moment. He almost couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Popuri, not right for me? Surley you don't mean it."
"Oh, I do. The marriage wouldn't last, you would tear each other apart."
"I don't believe you."
"You're friends with Jack, right?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he wanted to marry the Harvest Goddess, I got him back to his senses."
"Look, I don't care if I get burnt, or beaten, or tortured. "
"Jack hasn't shared any of his wisdom with you, has he?"
"What do you mean?"
"Marriage isn't necessarily the right end."
"I refuse to believe you."
"What?"
"That's right, I refuse to believe you."
"Kai, I'm only doing what I think is best for you."
"Sure. I will beat Won, even if I have to do it without you."
"Kai, can't you just take this like Jack? He always is flexible, he believes me, he listens to me."
"No, sorry."
"Kai, I will move against you."
"So be it. Bring it on!"
And Kai stomped out of the shop. Won was against him, Barley was against him, and Gotz was against him. He didn't care. He loved Popuri. He would claim her. Won wanted to mess with him, eh? He was a pirate. He solved problems with his fists. With that in mind, he stomped over to Won's.
Meh, more, I keep getting overshadowed by the better people.
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Rivals Part 8
A FOMT Fanfic, by yours truly
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Kai would solve this problem with his fists. He always did. He had beaten up innocent people many times. He was a bloody pirate. Or, at least he intended to beat Won to a bloody pulp. Instead he found himself facing a large muscly man, with more muscles than he. It was intimidating to say the least. He hadn't included Zack in the plan. Zack, and his rampant steroid addiction. He hated steroids. Cheap way of getting muscles they were. Now he was talking like Yoda in his head from panic.
"Hi, er, Zack, is Won home?"
"Yes, but he isn't seeing you."
"Er, why not?"
"Something about not wanting to be beaten to a bloody pulp, while having me do what you intended toward him, to you."
Steroids affected the man's brain.
Kai didn't know what to think.
"Er, what?"
Zack began pointing in midair with his fingers, as if he was placing the words there, trying to figure them out.
He stared up in the air for a moment.
"OK, you want to beat up Won, but Won told me to beat up you instead!" Zack said, figuring it out at last.
Kai was smart. "Zack, are you sure it wasn't directed to, say, Barley?"
"I'm pretty sure it isn't."
"Well, why don't you go check. Go ask Barley, he would know."
"Sure, stay here for a second."
And Zack walked off. Kai was smart, he ran.
Or rather, he began running, but then something caught up with him. He had forgotten his wallet. He ran back to retrieve it, and he then continued running. What he needed were hitmen, lots and lots of hitmen. Hence, he went to the harvest sprites. His pockets were dragging with flour.
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"And so, here I am Chef. I simply wanted to marry Popuri, and, well, here I am."
"That's an interesting dilemma, but relations have been testy yes? You never have me over for dinner, not even five minutes for coffee, yet, you come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding and you expect me to do murder." Chef said, in a thick Italian accent.
Kai pondered this.
"Will you do it?"
"Yes, save kiss my hand and call me Godfather."
"Chef, I thought Gotz told you to stop watching those Godfather movies."
"Hey, Al Pacino is a great actor!" His accent was no longer Italian.
"Er, fine, tell you what, I'll give you this flour and I'll be on my way."
"Deal!"
And suddenly, Kai lost faith in the sprites. He gave them the flour, but he heard Scarface playing in the VCR, what he needed was help. Help that was undiluted by the media. What he needed was the Kappa.
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DUN DUN DUN!
Sorry, I haven't posted for a bit, but it took me a while to think up an ending for this.
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Rivals Part 9
A FOMT Fanfic, by yours truly
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Kai's hope was lost. Barley had won. Won had won. won had beaten Gotz, of course, Gotz had never tried. Gotz didn't want to try. Jack didn't try. Of course, that was probably the most helpful thing he had done yet. He had lost Popuri. He had failed. She had been the center of his life for three years, and now, Barley comes in, and all is lost. All was forgotten now. Won knew his stuff. But he had options. Yes, he had options. He thought about this. He walked past Kappa's pond, still black with ink. Ink, kind of like death. Death was the most prominent idea in his mind. Ink was black, and so was death. Yep, it could be seen that way, if looked at close enough. You could never really tell though. Ink was funny that way. But Popuri was gone. He had lost her. And it seemed to be fair, which was the real bit that stung Kai. Barley had beaten him. Won had beaten him. Now Popuri would be lost forever, her wedding would be imminent, Barley knew what he was doing thanks to Won. Won, Kai would beat him to something mushier than a Halloween pumpkin in November, but of course, Zack. Barley had a gun, Won had a steroid addict. Figures. No honest beatings these days. And the sprites were watching mob movies. He couldn't get help from them. He couldn't get help from anyone. Not even Gotz. Gotz was a wuss. And he finally reached his destination. The cliff. A short moment of pain for peace, peace. Yes, he would do it. He had nothing to live for. What everyone saw was a shell of a shattered man. Popuri was gone. And with that, he stepped over, and began his descent, onto the sharp rocks below. A moment of pain for peace through eternity. He ahd given sacrifices to the Goddess, so he had nothing to worry about, except for the church incident, he might have to stay in purgatory for a bit for that. But sleep at last, he heard a Popuri scream his name. It sounded like Popuri. She was his only regret to losing life. But this was the end. In a way he was glad she cared. But it was to late, she was with Barley now. Peace, peace and eternal sleep.
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I flelt like I needed a literal cliff-hanger. Happy Halloween everyone!
Hey, he had it coming to him, he also had this coming to him. Hehehehehee.
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Rivals Part 10
A FOMT Fanfic, by yours truly
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Sweet, sweet, death. That was what Kai now looked forward to. A moment of pain, then peace, forever more. And as he plummeted moving towards the sharp rocks, he suddenly stopped. He heard Popuri yelling at him. What the... What was with the freakin' net!?!?!?! There was a net, and he was hanging in it. It was the only thing stopping him from a 400 foot descent into the rocks. A net. He had been caught. He was obviously troubled by the outcome of this entire affair. A net. Why would someone put a net on a drop that woul kill someone? Unless, they could have known he would've jumped. Yes, it was fitting together now. He picked himself up, and saw a cave. No wonder. Gotz must be in there. Yep, Kai was right. Gotz stood up from his chair and walked towards Kai. What Kai didn't expect was when Gotz nailed his fist into Kai's eye. Kai was a bit confused and dazed from the drop. He wouldn't have attacked Gotz anyways. Or, at least he didn't think so. Then Gotz punched him again, and again. Kai was confused, maybe this was some sort of bloody dream. It probably was. Of course, he didn't remember such exquisite pain in his dreams as he picked himself up, only to be hit by Gotz's unrelenting fist.
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Have I said I like confusing you guys?
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