The Harvest Sprite Story by Ziggyme

AHAHA I return!! I hope you have all seen the Godfather, because I am seriously messing with its intro.
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Harvest Sprites A FOMT Fanfic, by yours truly.
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"When I raised May, I told her that honor was the most important. I taught her that family was important. I taught her that she should never turn on her family honor. Honor would surpass all else."
"Then I left her to play with Stu. I left her in what I thought to be good hands. Yet, Stu got her alone, and wanted to defile her. But she remembered what I had taught her, she kept her honor. But Stu tried anyways, and she resisted, so he beat her."
"But Harris turned a blind eye to this. My daughter was no longer beautiful. Yet, Stu got away with this. He was not punished. Now, May is ugly all to preserve her honor."
And then, another voice interjected Barley's.
"So, you want me to do justice, where justice was not done?"
"Yes."
"Well, you see, I never hurt you. you never hurt me. Yet, you do nothing out of your way. You never give me flour, you never have me over for coffee. Yet, you come to me on the day of Jack's wedding and you ask me to do murder. I cannot accept this."
"Please!"
"I will do this, save kiss my hand and call me Godfather."
"Yes... Godfather."
And Barley was obedient.
"Now, I will do it, but I will ask for a favor at some point, and I will expect you to do it."
"Yes."
And Barley left.
The voice was revealed. Timid peeked through the window to make sure he was gone. He nodded.
"And if that is all, I'm going to enjoy Jack's wedding."
And with that, Chef got out of his chair and headed for the church.
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You won't get this if you never saw the Godfather, but if you did, ENJOY!!!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Stupid question, can someone give me a list of all the Harvest Sprite names? I'm really lazy, and I'm going to have to kill off a few. Yes, Harvest Sprites can be Love interests! And Butter, I confess for the threat to Carter's life. The horse scene RETURNS!!!
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"I give him and offer he don't refuse." Vito Corleone/ Chef
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"Hoggy, I'm a bit confused."
"What is it, Ann??"
"What does your family do?"
"Well, we have this system."
"Yes?"
"And we got to know some people."
"Ok, how did you get to know Karen?"
"Ok, well, a while ago she wanted to sing at the festival. And, Carter wouldn't let her, so she went to Chef, and Chef helped her."
"How?"
"He gave him and offer he couldn't refuse."
"What?"
"He pulled a gun on Carter. He made it very clear that either his signature, or his brains would go on that contract. Carter chose the signature."
"Oh my-"
"That's my family, Ann, not me."
Nappy comes over.
"Hey Nappy! This is Ann,"
"Hello!"
"Ann, this is Nappy, Chef took him in, since, he has turned into the lawyer of the family."
Karen began her singing.
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Demonstrations.
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"Oh, Nappy, isn't it? Come in!"
"Rick, I have some matters that Chef would like worked out." Nappy came in from the rain.
"Well, you must have come aways, let me show you around. Let's start with my chickens."
And so they walked over to the barn.
"Yep, all these are pretty run of the mill. Except for Beowulf over there, my pride, my joy. I raised him from a chick, since then, he has grown and now produces P eggs."
"Intriguing."
They moved to the main room.
"This is my fireplace, 14th century, an antique really. But you must be hungry, let us eat."
Rick got out some food, and after he explained how everything was priceless in his home, he asked Nappy why he had come.
"Well, you see Karen wants to sing at another festival."
"Nappy, you know I don't want that."
"Chef would, prefer it that way."
"Nappy, I'm sorry, but Karen must not be allowed, there's nothing I can do, it would destroy the economy of the festival.'
"I want to be reasonable Rick, I really do."
"I can't do anything."
"Chef will not be pleased."
"I don't care, I can't do anything."
"You obviously can, now I will give you one last chance, let Karen sing, she is Chef's goddaughter."
"No, whatcha going to do, huh?"
"Chef will not be pleased."
And Nappy left. Rick went to sleep in his warm covers, all secure and the like.
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The next morning, Rick woke up. His bed was wet. He snuggled deeper. The dampness wouldn't go away. He sat up. The wet stuff was red? Rick quickly pulled his feet out and sat up, he wasn't wounded. What was under there? He began pulling up the covers, it wasn't his blood. But whose blood was it? And as he pulled the last sheet off, Beowulf's head rolled out. No body, just the head. Rick screamed.
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And so, Rick meddled with the mafia, much to his dismay. TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

Meh, now I need to kill off some sprites.
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Ziggyme's Harvest Sprites
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"Nobody wants another Joe/ Murrey."- Altobello/ Flak
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"Staid, come here."
"Yes Chef?"
"I need info on the Family in Forget Valley, tell them you and I had a misunderstanding, OK?"
"Sure boss."
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Staid was suiting up, he put on his bulletproof vest under his business suit.
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"So, Staid isn't it? I here you are looking for a job. I have one. I hear you killed Murrey, nobody wants another Murrey."
" How much?"
"275,000, starting. You wanna light?"
"Sure."
Staid reached out his hand with a cigarette. As soon as he did so, Nik took out a knife and stabbed his hand to the table. Angered, Staid began trying to pull the knife out with his free hand, but then, it was too late. Nak had snuck up behind and gotten a wire around Staid's neck. Staid tried to grasp it and give himself air, but it was too late. Staid was dead.
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Chef looked on. Staid was dead. His most loyal follower, dead. He needed time to consider. He needed to make peace with these Forget valley people. He would help them assassinate Thomas, he would be making a speech about how coke was bad, Nik ran coke, it would run them out of town. He would help them he would make peace. He would send Bold.
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"Ok, Nik, I need to be 30 feet away, don't get too close. You planted the bomb on his car?"
"Yeah."
"Ok, 30 feet, no farther, or it won't work."
They watched as Thomas got in his car. He was about to drive off when he turned around.
"What's he doing?"
"I dunno, he hasn't done this in the last five days."
Thomas turned around the car, to pick up Stu and Manna.
"I never agreed to children! I ain't killing women!" Nik shouted.
"You have to, that speech could ruin us all. And if he finds the bomb-"
"Don't **** with me, man! Don't **** with me!"
"Ok, start following." And Nik's car began following Thomas's. Nik watched the children play in the back. He hadn't agreed to this.
"OK, in range." Bold said, as he extended the remote control antenna.
"OK, 6...5...4...3..."
And a gunshot broke the silence. Bold had a hole in his head, the missing chunk on the opposite window. The smoking gun was held by Nik. "Don't **** with me, man! I told you not to **** with me!" And Thomas got away.
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Chef had to work this out on the phone. "Nik, do you realize what this could mean for us?"
"I never agreed to kill women and children."
"He made the speech Nik! They found the bomb under the car. Guess where it's leading them?"
"Don't ****, man! Don't **** with me!"
"Nik..."
"You want to *** with me? War! I'll **** you in war!"
And Chef hung up. The Forget gang was strong. Nik was temperamental. He needed to take a break. He went to buy apples.

"Yes, Jeff, I'll take some of those." Jeff handed Chef a bag, with his recent purchases. Chef was about to turn back, when something else caught his eye. Two sprites, and they weren't his. He ran for the car. He got to it, but by then it was too late. The sprites had gotten out guns, and they were firing. He turned to the car, trying to open the door, and sirens were heard, the sprites ran off. Chef fell into a pool of his own blood.
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Hoggy was with Ann, it was a nice time for Christmas.
"So what do you want, Ann?"
"I don't know, -- Wait a second, what's that?"
Ann picked up a newspaper.
Hoggy glanced at it.
The title read, Underworld Sprite boss shot.
"It doesn't tell me whether he lived or not" Hoggy shouted, as he turned the pages.
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TO BE CONTINUED!!! Scarface/ Puzo, will continue!

Meh, I didn't like my story so I'll skip several boring sections of plot development straight to the big finale.
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Harvest Sprites A FOMT Fanfic, by yours truly
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"Jack!"
Jack's wife, Karen, was shouting at him.
"You don't care about me, you never let me do anything."
JAck just let it be. Then Karen pulled a gun on him.
"You wanna **** me Jack?"
Karen said, as she fired the first shot of the gun. It went onto the kitchen counter, blasting a pile of cocaine. Jack retreated behind the fireplace.
"You wanna **** Jack? Come on Jack!"
Karen let off another blast, hitting the chimney. Then Jack noticed a rope going down it.
"Come on Jack!"
Karen shot at him again, but missed, again. And then Aqua came down the chimney and blasted Karen with a machine gun. For a couple seconds, all that could be heard was the gun, blasting away, filling Karen's body with more holes than Kerry's past. Then Jack tackled him. Aqua let out a groan, and Jack ripped the machine gun from his grasp and turned and blasted Aqua. Aqua stumbled backwards from the pressure, and into the bathroom, he fell into the water, face forward. Jack continued to blast him, although it was obvious that Aqua was dead. Soon the water was red.
And then he saw Karen. He knelt and put his head down on her, weeping. He had gotten in a war, and his wife was a casualty. Then he saw his video cameras. his head still on his wife's lap. they were everywhere, the Harvest Sprites were everywhere, in front of his farm, only Rick and Harris available.
Rick took out a gun and began firing single shots with his pistol, keeping Timid nailed down, then Nappy blasted him from the side. Harris was trying to hold them back with a tommy gun, but he realized he couldn't. He ran to Jack's house, he turned around briefly to nail Timid with a couple rounds then began pounding on Jack's door, hoping Jack would let him in. Jack still was weeping about his wife's death. Harris was shot. Jack continued to weep as he watched the Sprites surround his door. Nik, Nak, and Flak, all waiting for him. Then he looked up, clearing his eyes.
"You wanna **** with me?" Jack shouted as he went to the opposing side of the room and opened his closet.
"You wanna **** with me?" Jack shouted again, getting his gun from the closet, sticking some ammo in his pockets.
"You wanna **** me?" Jack asked one more, as he prepared his gun.
"Say hello to my lil' friend!" Jack shouted, as he blasted down his door, hurling Nik, Nak, and Flak back.
"You like that?" Jack shouted as he mowed them down with rapid fire, riddling their bodies with bullets. Instantly more Harvest Sprites began firing on him. But there was something he missed. Chef was missing, he was going a different path.
Jack began holding his own, blasting at the Harvest Sprites, he nailed Hoggy, and watched his body crumple.
"You like that?"
He continued his machine gunning, then ran out of ammo, he was nailed by Nappy. He fell to the ground. He used Harris's body as a shield and loaded another round up.

"You like this?"
Jack shouted, blowing sign behind the Sprites to bits, knocking them down. Then he began his rapid fire anew. But the Sprites were smart, they didn't get up, they just watched him waste his ammo.
"You like that? You wanna **** with me?" Jack shouted, throwing down his gun, shaking his fist at them. And Chef came down the chimney. Jack continued his rage as Chef slowly walked up behind Jack.
"You wanna **** with me?" Jack asked one more time, before Chef fired his shotgun, ending Jack's reign.
"In Soviet Mineral Town, sprites harvest you!" Chef said, as he walked back to the remaining sprites. A lone sign now hung, reading, THE WORLD IS YOURS.
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Yeah, I was lazy, I didn't want to do all the plot development, so I skipped to the end an stole from Scarface. I'm pretty sure the famous lines from Scarface are "The World is yours" and "Say hello to my lil' friend"